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Thing Demotivational Poster


SUCCESS -




HYSTERECTOMY -


TAGS: look for the silver lining in everything
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by rerun

spacedog - May 3, 2013, 6:32 pm, #245508
HA! Old school sandbox or new fangled ballpit?
Reality Lord - September 12, 2010, 8:37 pm, #193435

lol


THINGS THAT AMAZE ME - If you say "gullible" slowly, it sounds like you are saying "oranges"


TAGS: gullible oranges things amaze me
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Budog

robbidos - December 11, 2012, 1:23 am, #241378
bah! you troll, lol


I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! - to fight back against the Empire


TAGS: empire drunk homeless anything beard
Rating: 4.49/5

More motifakes by EternalEye622

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2012, 5:32 am, #239140
He is too old. Yes, too old to begin the training.
whocares0 - September 10, 2012, 7:35 pm, #239063
The Force is strong with this one.


IT 'S JUST WHERE IT DOES NOT BELONG ! -


TAGS: nothing is lost
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by MuddySoapfish

GaryO - February 22, 2013, 10:28 am, #243703
this...is....good, 5L
MuddySoapfish - February 21, 2013, 9:36 pm, #243689
Thank you
mariand - February 21, 2013, 7:44 pm, #243682
well done...


SGT. SCHULTZ - knows nothing


TAGS: sgt shultz knowing nothing
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

sureok - September 7, 2012, 10:58 am, #239002
Nice!!!
ICEMAN - December 31, 2009, 3:06 am, #149101
John Banner, he died too soon. And many of his family died even sooner in the concentration camps.


THE CONFUSION OF NOT KNOWING YOURSELF -


TAGS: confusion dismay anger nothing
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - February 16, 2013, 5:59 pm, #243519
Thanks Space...
spacedog - February 16, 2013, 5:54 pm, #243517
Boom. 5L Right on the money Kai.


INBREEDING - What happens when your gene pool is the size of a parking lot puddle.




START THE REACTOR! - Free Mars! Yay!


TAGS: baby weird clothing wtf
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Mr. Shiny

Fatt Matt - April 16, 2010, 1:02 pm, #171659
Open your mind, Quaid.


BAT COUNTRY - We Cant Stop Here


TAGS: fear and loathing las vegas drugs lsd
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by MrFaust

rerun - February 13, 2010, 10:06 pm, #157957

kinda like your avitar?
ThatGuy - February 13, 2010, 9:58 pm, #157955
Wow.... really original


DON'T... - ...have a cow, dude? Good luck with that.


TAGS: cow parts are in everything
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Kspace

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 12:41 pm, #245891
Amen! AMEN, AMEN, AMEN!!! 5 cows!


LAMENT -


TAGS: whining will not solve anything
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - February 9, 2013, 8:47 am, #243326
Yeah... Gigantic... because I am minute...
Reality Lord - February 9, 2013, 6:48 am, #243323

huge


INSTANT KARMA -


TAGS: honey i think his first name was sarge or something
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

redhdsrbst - June 15, 2010, 9:26 pm, #180522
Where can I get me two of them signs ... I need a left hander and a right hander :D
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 8:22 am, #180408
I love that sign!


20 Something -




WEATHER BALLOONS. - There are more than you think.


TAGS: the military can t hide everything
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by thereddragon

thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 3:27 pm, #179786
technicalities...
just me - June 10, 2010, 11:51 am, #179776
Sorry but you're wrong... 23064 from 9-29-2008 and 27842 from 10-31-2008. Even tagged Weather Balloons.
thereddragon - June 9, 2010, 8:31 pm, #179696
somewhere being the key word. not here
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 8:16 pm, #179690
Similar one of the same title... somewhere.


PERSPECTIVE - to the right, a Volkswagen Beetle to the left, the 30mm 7 barrel gatling gun from an A-10 Warthog. That is all.


TAGS: destroy everything
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - March 22, 2014, 11:47 pm, #253752
gracias senor
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 22, 2014, 11:27 pm, #253749
Wow! THAT... i5 a visual. Airman, I can spot your motifakes a mile away, that's how much awesome radiates from your posters :-D


N.O.T.H.I.N.G - A perfect gift For the one who has everything.




BAT COUNTRY - WE CAN'T STOP HERE


TAGS: bat country fear and loathing in las vegas
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by scott

Dougie - January 12, 2009, 9:32 am, #51457
Fail. switching around the punchline and all, and just so you fit in with the Motifake crew. You, are a f***tard my friend.


HAND WASHING - A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn't pee on his hands.


TAGS: aim is everything
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by spanko1

GrandGremlin - February 4, 2012, 12:51 pm, #228875
Whoever doesn't, gets to taste whatever was earlier in the hand later while eating his french fries.
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 6:21 pm, #228837
an indiviudal is like a regular individual but with dyslexia. for dyslexia, see poster #148243
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 5:22 pm, #228834
and a clean well-educated indiviudal - male or female - would wash his hands before AND after, of course :) good poster and good joke
crankyhead - February 3, 2012, 12:25 pm, #228810
... the sink, his buddy heads for the door. Guy at the sink says: "Bill, aren't you going to wash your hands?" Guy at the door says: "No Dave, I didn't pee on mine." and walks out. 100 guys all start laughing at Dave, who turns beet red and leaves. =)
crankyhead - February 3, 2012, 12:23 pm, #228809
This reminds me of a Primus concert I went to in the early 90's. It's intermission, the mens' bathroom has about 100 people in it, everyone's in line, not sayin a word, noone making eye contact. Anyway, two guys are leaving and one of them goes to...
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 11:53 am, #228802
Good Stuff.


HEY - Wanna make out?




WHAT IS SHE AFRAID OF - Not a damn thing !


TAGS: woman guns not afraid anything
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Budog

confinedchaos - November 15, 2013, 9:32 pm, #251046
don't know what you're talking about she's holding that weapon perfectly
Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:46 am, #250010
Dat Carbine owo
tomyironmane - May 4, 2013, 11:34 pm, #245536
HAH. That is 5.56 NATO and AR, comrade. Compared to 7.62X54R and Mosin-Nagant, it has recoil like mouse fart.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 3, 2013, 10:18 pm, #245515
I guess after busting my eye socket on an old PU Scope I play it safe.
tomyironmane - May 3, 2013, 5:46 pm, #245504
one inch from the scope only applies to the AN/PVQ-31, most civilian scopes are longer, and red dot sights (like the one she has mounted) have no set eye relief. Also a solid stock weld like she has makes targeting faster, easier, and more accurate.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 7, 2013, 10:49 pm, #244113
She should be scared of resting her face on the rifle like that. You should always keep your head one inches from the scope and face one inch from the b***.
boston - July 24, 2012, 2:17 pm, #237578
My kind of woman..Not afraid to bust a cap in yo azz
maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:22 pm, #232408
5L


REACHING YOUR GOALS - Take pride in the fact that you've accomplished something. Even if that something is nothing.


TAGS: goals patrick spongebob nothing
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by brentendo64

Sonson - February 15, 2010, 6:58 am, #158173
Looks like my day


NERF WARS - You say it's childish. You say I should grow up. You say they're children's toys. I say pass the ammunition.


TAGS: nerf war ammuntion pass nothing
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:18 pm, #249024
Nerf Wars are childish, but live ammunition wars are mature. Said no one with a brain, ever.


ALONE -


TAGS: alone arithmatic love everything nothing
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

rondollins1 - October 15, 2011, 1:25 am, #225116
very well put.
mariand - October 14, 2011, 2:08 am, #225076
nice


MEMORIAL -


TAGS: calendar only thing worth remembering
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by caveman

maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 4:47 pm, #235324
A Great Memorial, Thanks.


WISDOM -


TAGS: wisdom starwars nothing to lose challenge
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 3:58 pm, #197690
Thanks Man, And Your Latest Batch Of Posters Were Truly De-motivational, It's nice to see the noob bunch doing well :D
crankyhead - October 10, 2010, 3:53 pm, #197687
Awesome use of the picture Hammy. Easy 5 =)
Reality Lord - October 10, 2010, 9:55 am, #197661

so true hammy.....so true. 5L...again


BIG BUDDHA'S PIZZERIA - "We'll make you one with everything."


TAGS: big buddhas pizzeria one everything
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Budog

tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:32 am, #248105
Hey, even if it isn't, you can bet a jolly fat guy is gonna sell you a good pie.
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:28 am, #241527
*Backs away awkwardly...*
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:28 am, #241526
Read what I accidentally said to the other guy...
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:28 am, #241525
Oops, wrong person... Uh... but you're comment's okay too...
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:27 am, #241524
I wish I could give your comment 5 lions.
otakugiant - February 20, 2012, 10:03 pm, #229899
Pizza so good it's enlightening
Arvantillian - February 17, 2012, 2:26 am, #229734
lol...gotta give a 5l here...i wannabe one too!


WHY? -


TAGS: question everything isnt going to solve anything
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

TheOne - February 15, 2011, 7:34 pm, #212459
This made me laugh and with me thats pretty rare.
forseti - May 10, 2010, 5:11 am, #175421
i like it and didn't know it... ;)
Sho - May 9, 2010, 3:46 pm, #175364
I kinda miss them tunnels
Kspace - May 9, 2010, 2:17 pm, #175358
Back in the day we'd have called this tunnelbait...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:32 am, #175311
Prove it...check the queue
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:30 am, #175310
everY everY I know I typed that y. Where did it go? Y oh y?
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:29 am, #175309
Each and ever one. I make it a priority to be online just so I can approve your posters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:28 am, #175308
so.....All of mine is what you're saying.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:25 am, #175307
I'm no help... I let a good three-fourths of the 2L and below posters through. :S
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:21 am, #175306
*y
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:21 am, #175305
Where were ou TOC?....Aggy was too drunk to stop this last night.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:12 am, #175302
Motifakes with no subtext are usually rejected anyway.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:04 am, #175300
Prime example of a "no effort" Motifake. 1L
Klara - May 9, 2010, 9:01 am, #175297
Why? Do I already know this one


COASTER ADDICTS -


TAGS: women highs lows indecisive things
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Greeny

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 5, 2012, 11:58 am, #239783
Some say women are stupid, but I don't believe that. It's us guys who keep going back for more; and that ever famous foot-in-the-mouth moment during that time of the month.
Peso - October 19, 2011, 10:45 am, #225202
Classic! 5Ls
mariand - October 19, 2011, 6:10 am, #225201
5traight on target...
Reality Lord - October 18, 2011, 10:31 pm, #225199

oh yeah...i hear you.


DAY BY DAY - Nothing Changes... But When You look Back Everything is Different




MOST SHOCKING - When statues attack


TAGS: some statues will do anything
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

forseti - September 15, 2010, 4:34 am, #193909
"you looked at my sisters bare ***bs?!?"
Claire - September 14, 2010, 10:42 pm, #193876
I'm just gonna take my stuffed K9 and go cry. (the sad thing is I actually own a remote control replica of K9...)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 9:41 pm, #193858
Really Claire. Those were the worst 2 episodes ever...and we're talking about a show that doesn't even try.
Claire - September 14, 2010, 8:49 pm, #193849
Don't blink.


ACOUSTIC RADAR -


TAGS: it s a married thing
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

champ99 - July 29, 2011, 3:35 pm, #222127
"Can you hear me now?"
culos - June 29, 2010, 4:30 am, #182405
And that's how the vuvuzuela was invented....
GreyScorpion - June 28, 2010, 6:45 pm, #182340
"take out the trash?" he wishes, he didn't pay for the last dutch date


365 FOOLS -




THE GOPHER - its really a chipmunk




THE BACON MEMORIAL PRESBYRTERIAN CHURCH -


TAGS: this is a real thing i swear
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

Widow9669 - July 6, 2010, 12:46 am, #183406
a religion I could get into.


HEARTACHE -


TAGS: be careful the words you speak hurtful things cannot be unsaid
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by rerun

Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:16 pm, #188873
solid rerun


BE PREPARED - the Boy Scout Motto has never failed me yet




YOUNG LOVE -


TAGS: hair pulling day nothing says i love you like a swift kick to the groin
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 9:44 pm, #205882
I showed Aut, Grey. She liked it
rerun - December 6, 2010, 8:55 pm, #205876

O.U.C.H.
GreyScorpion - December 6, 2010, 8:53 pm, #205875
hey autumn, here's what bucktooth" Becky looked like before she blossomed
Mongo - April 3, 2010, 11:50 am, #169140
A fleeting moment of inspiration
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:49 am, #169139
No, because remember? She made 89901 which was a copy of 89883 which then spawned 89935 and 89937.
GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 11:46 am, #169137
guess she was a 1 and done :)
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:31 am, #169133
Heh heh... Whatever happened to Miss Plagiari-Pants?
thatonechick - February 9, 2010, 9:06 am, #156871
Hey Karen... If you're going to plagiarize, make sure the poster you're ripping off hasn't spent a week in the top 5.
Treehodger - February 5, 2010, 10:44 pm, #156381
Lol! A family friend of ours spanked his kid today, who is seven. The kid, crying, said that he is a p***ert for touching his b***. So he got spanked again. XD I felt the story fit with the poster. 5L.
Kimjira1 - February 5, 2010, 5:30 pm, #156341
Roflmao
BoneCD - February 5, 2010, 6:17 am, #156251
5 tuck and cover poodles for you GS
phydeaux - February 4, 2010, 10:42 pm, #156222
Amsome! 5L for the perfect look on her face...
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 9:24 pm, #156216
Love scars
rerun - February 4, 2010, 8:31 pm, #156206

love hurts
ronsart - February 4, 2010, 8:23 pm, #156203
Super Job Grey! 5 Lion Kicks for u!...lol


AGE - You're never too old to learn something stupid


TAGS: old stupid something learn
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Nadeor

Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 8, 2009, 12:47 am, #143634
This poster is very good. I like to see restraint in the new folks, it's usually always funnier that way.
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:22 am, #143627
No, seriously, it's in the approval cue right now.
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:09 am, #143616
On its way.
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 11:50 pm, #143610
Young teenage kittens?
Sean - December 7, 2009, 11:49 pm, #143608
So then ... Zed, we can expect something mildly amusing from you soon, about, say ... kittens?
Zed - December 7, 2009, 11:47 pm, #143607
Tell me about it. I accidentally impaled my foot on a frozen herring last Wednesday trying to come up with the perfect motifake. d*** faulty rocket launcher...
agdaniele - December 7, 2009, 11:44 pm, #143605
And if you're a serious motifaker, you will fail hard... and it'll suck. It's all about doing your best.
Sean - December 7, 2009, 11:43 pm, #143603
Glad to hear it, Nadeor. Just take your time with what you are working on. Motifake will still be here in the morning. So you're off to a good start.
DreMagnum - December 7, 2009, 11:12 pm, #143601
Thinkin' the exact same thing
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 11:11 pm, #143600
Bart's Hasslehoff?
DreMagnum - December 7, 2009, 11:10 pm, #143599
I've seen creepier
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 11:07 pm, #143598
Avatar........ creepy.......
Nadeor - December 7, 2009, 11:05 pm, #143596
thx Sean, new guy here, trying my best to not fail
Sean - December 7, 2009, 10:54 pm, #143593
This is quality. Well done.


60TH ANNIVERSARY -




Bat Country -


TAGS: and loathing in las vegas
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by drpepper397

TigerKid - December 17, 2008, 11:05 pm, #45078
"This isn't a suitable place to park?"
drpepper397 - December 17, 2008, 8:32 pm, #45039
never mind, didn't see the quotes... lol
drpepper397 - December 17, 2008, 8:29 pm, #45038
What story? see the movie!
Fatty - December 17, 2008, 5:02 pm, #45027
"Finish the f***ing story!"


life -


TAGS: hiding life silly monty python and now for something completely different
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 15, 2014, 1:41 am, #255721
Then can you tell me how you got yourself into those leotards...teehee
maoworks2 - July 14, 2014, 1:08 pm, #255710
Been There .


ITS A NEW YEAR -


TAGS: new year right thing motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2009, 2:25 pm, #149019
Ohhh, THIRTEEN loops! thanks for the reminder Ron!


LIONS - With this many haters around.... They may mean nothing at all!


TAGS: more negative lions are given out by haters than positive ones by fans your low ratings may be a sign of respect your high rating may mean nothing at all comments and compliments mean more than lions
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

crazzyd77 - December 29, 2012, 8:16 pm, #242015
How sad
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:48 pm, #142194
"prolly have aids by now" WTF are you even talking about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:42 pm, #142175
You have a lot of anger in you GrimFilth........Show us on the dolly where the bad man touched you, You'll feel better.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:28 pm, #142171
3 fat f***s and many rangers. bet the fatties can't even track down a sandwich in the fridge. It comforts me knowing they prolly have aids by now, and they can't see their own p****es
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:32 am, #142030
know it alls been a very racist commenter for some time.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:25 am, #142028
I see what you mean...taking something innocent as the crew for the Big Game hunt standing in the background, like a Coach would in a Team Ph**o, and making it racist!
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:20 am, #142027
Hey, I didn't know WTF you talking about there Space...So I took a sh** in the dark
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am, #142026
I meant Knowitalls version and comment. I like TTH's poster.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:17 am, #142022
Me too, I can see the Lion's figs...so d*** disgusting.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:15 am, #142019
I'm a bit surprised that his poster was approved.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm, #141868

Well, we all know that know it all is prone to being racist.
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:26 pm, #141863
But Know_nothing's version is as racist as his comment below is...
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:31 pm, #141832

know it posted his own version of this poster....lame
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 3:25 pm, #141827
I'm pretty sure those are the knowledgeable guides that took the fat guys out there, knowitall. They get paid to keep the fatties alive, not pose as tough guys.
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 3:03 pm, #141825
lol, all the black people had to stand in the back
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:23 pm, #141539
X-tra, try making this poster... use the same picture, but add your text. Submit it... I'll approve it. Let's see how it does. Please and thank you.
Jericho - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm, #141499
Hmm...Maybe Next Picture They Can Take With A Bunch Of Slaughtered Defenseless Baby Otters...*****les.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:11 pm, #141470
xopster i think you missed the joke. we vote in lions on motifake.....
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:09 pm, #141468
great picture, stupid text. How about: Q How mandy ***ks with guns does it take to kill a beautiful Lion? Answer....
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:05 pm, #141467
I agree with you TTH as well
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:01 pm, #141464
I totally agree with the sentiment TrashHeap. Comments count, votes don't amount. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:41 pm, #141458
Just learn not to care about ratings. If at least 1 regular likes my poster enough to comment I am happy.
Jmac0585 - December 1, 2009, 5:37 pm, #141457
I registered this complaint a month ago in the forum. It's Irritating.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 5:24 pm, #141453
A portait of a dead lion and a pack of a**holes. Demotivating all right.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:17 pm, #141450
3.67 after 3 votes! Thanks for proving my point hater!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:09 pm, #141448
Thanx GS. It came to me in a dream.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 5:07 pm, #141447
5 HooRahs!


BAD THINGS - Come to those who wait It's called death




YOUR SKULL - It's okay, he's just admiring the shape of it.


TAGS: skull depp fear loathing las vegas
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by gildedmonk

TigerKid - March 10, 2010, 6:48 pm, #163717
Jesus, did I say that...or just think it?


FUTILITY - Nothing wastes time or fails like prayer


TAGS: nothing fails like prayer
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by Budog

greenejc - June 8, 2013, 12:55 am, #246440
Funny. Prayer has always worked for me. I guess you just have to read the instructions, huh?
djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:07 am, #233004
I can't pray, but can't be against prayers for others... seems to me like a way of meditating for people who needs more of a "frame" for their introspective work... xx
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:15 am, #215992
those were supposed to be seperated...my bad
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:14 am, #215991
Stupidity....praying anyway Insanity.....still expecting it to help
tellitlikeitis - March 31, 2011, 8:39 pm, #215599
Amen.


ITS LIKE MUSIC TO MY EARS -


TAGS: put off everything deadlines
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Claire - March 25, 2011, 9:56 pm, #215257
I like the picture you chose. It fits. 5L from me.
Anonymous2 - March 25, 2011, 9:12 pm, #215252
Douglas Adams FTW!
spacedog - March 24, 2011, 7:08 pm, #215153
Nice one.


GOALS -


TAGS: life time human nature eating disease death thin thing friend
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by giulio

rerun - May 29, 2011, 12:23 am, #219314

I think somebody else recently submitted something almost exactly like this....same pic/text? cannot find it.


HOW COME... - ...things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?! -Homer J. Simpson




I'M SORRY, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? - "Gingers pwn everything.." Good. That's what I like to hear.




FLAVORED COFFEE -


TAGS: they don t call it friday for nothing
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:34 pm, #176561
More greatness.


FATT MATT - And his never-before-seen application photo for Chippendales. Chris Farley would be proud!


TAGS: has anyone seen that saturday night live sketch with the chris farley strip show thing that was hilarious
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

brettieh - August 1, 2012, 5:05 am, #237940
I like the gun pointed at his head..lol
ICEMAN - April 7, 2010, 11:52 pm, #170246
Something tells me there is a man bra in your future.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 6:22 pm, #170211
Matt, you look awesome! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise! We love you! :D
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 6:04 pm, #170207
Yeah, that helps.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:57 pm, #170206
Just try to think of me as Chunk and not THIS guy...
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:48 pm, #170205
I'm gonna try to forget I read that...
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:44 pm, #170204
Can't really blame him. no telling what else he had to watch before or after this pic was taken.
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:34 pm, #170202
The guy in the poster doesn't like you so much Matt.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:02 pm, #170194
Farley was the man...


UH OH... - Bunny's back, and she's ready to play...




BELIEVING -


TAGS: false hope doesn t solve anything
Rating: 4.64/5

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spacedog - July 30, 2012, 10:57 am, #237885
Excellent poster Caveman. 5L
GaryO - July 29, 2012, 7:55 pm, #237872
It’s so nice to see a consecutive string of really good posters, this being one of ‘em.
Sho - July 29, 2012, 12:09 pm, #237846
That's a 5
mariand - July 29, 2012, 11:52 am, #237844
amsome...it makes me think about the reverse


STRAIGHT EDGE PUNK -


TAGS: nothing like it
Rating: 4.33/5

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5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 12:53 am, #195439
Only a true punk would dare wear that. 5 razors
pzykosiz - September 25, 2010, 12:46 am, #195435
this guys getting his a** kicked in 3...2...1...
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 4:10 pm, #195376
ROR! I saw this pic and had nothin. 5L airman!


NOTHING MAKES ME SO LONELY - As Much As My Secrets Held From The Ones Who Mean The World To Me ...


TAGS: nothing lonely secret hidden loved
Rating: 4.93/5

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Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 12:53 pm, #227386
That may be but, by elimination, the second-best policy is dishonesty...
tellitlikeitis - January 9, 2012, 12:38 pm, #227382
Honesty is the best policy.
pratham - January 8, 2012, 12:19 am, #227360
so true... 5L
Rick69 - January 6, 2012, 6:54 pm, #227333
Thank you... Sometimes this is quite true for me (which really is kind of demotivational!) but usually I try to not have too many secrets. :)
maoworks2 - January 6, 2012, 5:50 pm, #227331
Very Good !


TO SAVE TIME - Just assume I know everything ...


TAGS: assume i know everything
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Budog

Derek - August 22, 2011, 6:17 pm, #223377
Ditto
culos - August 22, 2011, 5:09 pm, #223367
Yup! That's me!
motinet - August 22, 2011, 9:41 am, #223363

Every manager in the world right there...lol
Verdeckt - August 22, 2011, 2:50 am, #223357
Let's work like a team and do it my way.


GENERAL BONKERS -


TAGS: parody nothing more
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

ICEMAN - April 12, 2011, 8:15 am, #216176
5 points of light.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:32 pm, #176789
STILL greatness, this one!!!
MrRandom - September 17, 2009, 1:38 am, #118646
Instant classic
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 1:01 am, #118601
Go on, girlfriend... it draws the yellow out of them medals... n' stuff.
Haarakkon - September 17, 2009, 12:59 am, #118598
Honey, THAT font with THAT color?
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 12:55 am, #118594
THIS is a funny motifake.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:14 pm, #87029
FTA... you see a cause celebre in this poster. I, however, am open-minded and intelligent. Haar wove a verbal ***estry, brilliant in color and blinding in wit. We leave the agendafakes to you, and enjoy motifakes ourselves... you blowtard.
FTACHASER357 - June 14, 2009, 9:09 pm, #87027
Figures that Agdaniele would agree with this poster.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 9:09 pm, #87026
I'd follow that General into Hell and back ... if that's where that annoying little red dot of light leads us, of course. Funny.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:06 pm, #87021
This one. This is good. Very good.


OPTIMISM - "Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today." - Mark Twain




QUIET - If I don't move, maybe they won't see me.


TAGS: cute something animal funny
Rating: 2.11/5

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440wakeup - August 4, 2011, 11:27 pm, #222463
should be wont eat me


BUYING LOVE -


TAGS: buy everything never love mariand
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2012, 9:59 pm, #232920
As for pet mice, if you feed them something they really like, they give you some of their food as a gift and wait for you to take it.
Reality Lord - April 6, 2012, 5:38 pm, #232852

drop this over to digmydog marian...nice
falloutghoul - April 6, 2012, 5:06 pm, #232848
Or a cat.


LIFE - MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING -




APRONS - not really needed with jeans and a t-shirt


TAGS: things that go away
Rating: 4.68/5

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Bob D. Sailor - March 9, 2010, 7:47 pm, #163501
5L for a heart touching memories.
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 6:56 pm, #162007
d*** you Airman!! "sniff" I need to call my Nana now. 5L


dear abe -


TAGS: dear nsa agent reading this if one man is bathing andanother is peeking in through a window who s the dirty one you sick p***e
Rating: 4.05/5

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Reality Lord - June 11, 2013, 6:27 pm, #246564

hmmm...when you think about it...an elite feeding off of the life blood of the masses. yup ...you are correct.
Cannabal - June 11, 2013, 2:59 am, #246552
P.S. Our government is being run by vampires!


GOD DAMMIT JOE -


TAGS: match lighter torch anything but not the b***on jb
Rating: 3.57/5

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BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 3:42 pm, #116322
The word of the day is "Fire!"...Dammit Joe ya did it again!


G.N.K. - The Grammar Nazi Koalas. They will not hesitate to look you square in the face and call you a dislexic moron. Apply now at your local eucalypt forest.


TAGS: yah this is a real thing
Rating: 3.18/5

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5butjam - April 26, 2010, 2:00 pm, #173629
Dyslexic...


L-I-N-U-X -




FEAR - This is what it looks like.


TAGS: did he lose a bet or something
Rating: 3.09/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 1, 2010, 10:41 pm, #155652
And yet another IMAGE,zat will stay with me a good while especially when the house settels @ night.


FLUORESCENT BULBS - An integral part of any good hardcore wrestling match.


TAGS: hardcore wrestling that is with clothing
Rating: 3.08/5

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Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 1:51 pm, #177544
Enjoy the mercury poisoning the morons!


WEASELING OUT OF THINGS... - is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel


TAGS: weaseling out of things
Rating: 2.55/5

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Hakiu - May 13, 2010, 1:26 pm, #175884
For some reason this reminds me of Jamie from Mythbusters.


Free -




SURPRISE - In real life, there are things that surprise us, not only because they don't seem to suit the expectations at all, but also because we are unprepared.




NO WAY OUT -


TAGS: tax is a funny thing
Rating: 4.63/5

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mariand - July 5, 2011, 2:27 pm, #220995
5 fines for you... because I've read this before somewhere else...LOL


CHARLES DARWIN -


TAGS: ditto transforms into anything theone
Rating: 4.57/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 6:02 pm, #233121
Very nice, and ... 'What Rick Said'
Rick69 - April 11, 2012, 2:32 pm, #233050
Ditto...


DO IT RIGHT - As long as you do something right No one will notice that you did anything at all


TAGS: you won t do anything right
Rating: 4.29/5

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mariand - August 11, 2011, 2:28 pm, #222905
right!!!!!


REMORSE -


TAGS: feeling bad over something good
Rating: 4.88/5

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lgvernon - May 5, 2012, 11:28 am, #234212

Thanks!~~
dy2012 - May 5, 2012, 1:53 am, #234191
nice


INSANITY -


TAGS: taco deprivation is a serious thing hammy
Rating: 4.56/5

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Hawamleh - November 4, 2010, 10:14 am, #201051
that Was Me
- November 4, 2010, 9:56 am, #201047
I Laughed My a** Off First Time I Saw It
Ed-Hyde - November 4, 2010, 8:48 am, #201039
Gracias por un grande taco
ICEMAN - November 3, 2010, 11:59 pm, #201021
Just goes to prove... Don't piss off Aggy.
agdaniele - November 3, 2010, 10:03 pm, #200989
Sweet.


STALKERS -


TAGS: stalkers day everything is pc these days iceman
Rating: 4.48/5

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Reality Lord - February 2, 2011, 7:18 am, #211421

love it


SUBSTITUTES - We may try and we may succeed But is there ever really anything That is as good as the real thing


TAGS: real thing
Rating: 4.36/5

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NATURE -


TAGS: nature crab thing terrifying
Rating: 4.31/5

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Nand - August 17, 2010, 10:08 pm, #189823
I f***ing love sea scorpions.
Iconoclast - August 13, 2010, 9:34 am, #189277
Wow! Grab the steamer and the melted b***er .........


WAIT A MINUTE - Don’t get me wrong Men are all for equal rights and all that jazz Just as long as women don’t have a say in anything


TAGS: women rights good thing love
Rating: 3.91/5

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champ99 - August 15, 2011, 12:00 pm, #223027
*Now
champ99 - August 15, 2011, 12:00 pm, #223026
No go make us a 5ammich!


THE HOLY GRAIL - FOUND IT!




EMO GIRLS - Remember when their clothing was worn by crazy people? Yeah, me neither.


TAGS: emo girls ***y crazy things
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Donsowers

AingealVanHelsing - September 14, 2010, 9:22 am, #193772
Because Goth girls and Germany is win.
Derek - July 6, 2010, 6:44 pm, #183470
All things gothic have German roots.
forseti - July 5, 2010, 3:57 am, #183333
Derek, you don't think of the goths with the skull cap, do you?!?
Derek - July 4, 2010, 11:55 pm, #183306
Goths have a special place in the hearts of Germans ;})
Donsowers - July 4, 2010, 8:34 pm, #183292
You're probably right! All I know is that straightjacket just screams goth or emo. Either way works, ^^
forseti - July 4, 2010, 7:37 pm, #183268
isn't that a "goth"? not every dark haired girl is emo, right? don't know the youth very much... ;)


RODENTS - The scourge of humans the joke of gods and a great chew toy for all




OH NO NO NO NO NO NO.... -


TAGS: my momma done told me bring home something for dinner
Rating: 3.6/5

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agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 5:52 pm, #118451
Oh no no no no no!!!! I won't do it.
Player_Meyer - September 14, 2009, 4:16 am, #117666
Ahhhh lumpa lumpa lumpaaahh lumpah luhmp... LMAO
MrRandom - August 25, 2009, 5:50 pm, #112029
Win out of 5
MO - August 25, 2009, 4:59 pm, #112024
Yup yup yup!!! 5!!
LogicDude - August 25, 2009, 4:09 pm, #112008
IIIIIIIII'm bringing home a ba-by bum-ble-beeeeee, won't my Momma be so proud of meeeee!


THEY SAY - Ghosts are the still present souls of those now departed I say they're my brain cells trying to warn me about Jaeger again


TAGS: top hats make everything fun oct 30 challenge
Rating: 3.32/5

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agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 1:09 pm, #132251
Them ghosts need to be a little more persuasive, huh?


SWEET NOTHINGS - Selling out the human race since the dawn of time




WHAT IS THAT - and why is it so pissed off?


TAGS: creepy ass fuzzy thing
Rating: 3.24/5

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Rex Quicksilver - October 21, 2009, 1:14 pm, #129077
Its a Red Fox and it demands huggles
danglebejangle - July 24, 2009, 10:17 pm, #99583
whatever it is, it needs a good squeeze because it has kyoot!


it ain't over 'till it's over... -


TAGS: life lost end nothing mariand
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - March 23, 2013, 7:18 pm, #244609
Well d***... Beautifully inspirational yet throbs to the core with demotivation... I love it...
mariand - March 22, 2013, 9:19 pm, #244585
thanks guys :)
Greeny - March 22, 2013, 7:15 pm, #244577
Very 5
GaryO - March 22, 2013, 3:55 pm, #244575
primo
Silverheart - March 22, 2013, 2:29 pm, #244570
Profound.


BE A MINIMALIST - It is the least you can do.


TAGS: lazy small do nothing
Rating: 4.86/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 7:40 pm, #229143
ooo! at5m :)


QUOTING THE CLASSICS - Always in good taste...




TECHNOLOGY -




TYING THE KNOT -


TAGS: tying the knot calendar thing
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2013, 5:14 pm, #243382
Fun fact: If a noose is tied, there's a second knot that SHOULD be tied. So when falling, the knot snaps the neck ensuring instant death.That's why bigamy is dangerous.
kangboy123 - January 17, 2012, 5:25 pm, #227710
Two camels in a tiny car
Jaubrey - August 17, 2010, 2:47 am, #189739
dumb wh***, youre just gonna suffocate. learn to tie a f***ing noose


THE BEST THINGS ARE LIFE ARE FREE, FOR NOW -


TAGS: they say the best things in life are free unless they can find a way silverheart
Rating: 4.42/5

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Silverheart - February 27, 2013, 4:39 pm, #243859
Government and corporations both. Pay - same, perks - less, workload - more, tax - more, value of purcahses - less... Ain't life grand!
Bolverk3778 - February 26, 2013, 7:40 pm, #243818
Yes, the government is aware of this, why else do you think that your being taxed to the hilt.


ACCIDENTS -


TAGS: when things go wrong blame
Rating: 4.42/5

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jibarocampesino - July 27, 2010, 5:05 pm, #186672
Firestarter - I knew she was real all along


HURTS THE MOST -


TAGS: hurt things he did nt say
Rating: 4.17/5

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Zreiser - October 11, 2011, 1:47 am, #224934
wow, first 'relationship' or 'love' poster I've ever actually liked! Great job!
Reality Lord - October 9, 2011, 12:04 pm, #224854

nice


LIFE -




PEARL OF ALLAH - I think I know what happened to all that white dog poop from the '70s


TAGS: september challenge this thing is worth 40 million
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

dslohand - October 6, 2011, 12:46 am, #224782
I HAD A KIDNEY STONE ONCE FELT THAT SIZE
Derek - January 26, 2010, 12:17 am, #154471
Looks like the "Elephant-man" of pearls


ENLIGHTENMENT -


TAGS: becoming one with something alright
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

RushReference - June 9, 2009, 2:59 pm, #85487
If they did, you just filled it by reading this.


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